Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Top 5 Signs You're a Big, Fat Bachelor Cliche

1.)  Fridge - Meat on the right, bread on the left.  Booze and mixer in the middle.  There may be some cheese in there...


2.)  Grill - by far the most utilized 'appliance' in the place.


3.)  A perfectly made bed.


4.)  Bathroom - toilet seat up, toilet paper roll on counter, just above the empty TP holder.


5.)  Last movie watched in the Blue Ray player...

Fuck.  Ok, maybe not your typical bachelor.....

1 comment:

*uncorked said...

Aww babe, you're not fat.

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