But this one guy....dammit, I just can't help myself. I LOATHE him. I see him almost every day. He can send me into a rage, just with a chuckle. Goddamn it, I swear, that little laugh - it makes me want to rip his tongue out of his mouth. I'm not kidding.
But you want to know the worst part? Son of a bitch has never spoken a word to me.
So how can I be so petty? How can a semi-intelligent adult man allow such anger and fury rise in him just at the sight of one individual? Well, take a look.
Motherfucker. I am SO gonna sling a bird up your ass.....