Saturday, May 15, 2010

A Mother's Honesty

A little girl walks up to her mother and says, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

The mom is initially speechless.  But she is a hip, modern mother, and thinks to herself, "Why not, she needs to learn some time."

"Well honey, when Mommy and Daddy love each other, Daddy puts his penis in Mommy's vagina.  And that's were babies come from."

Relieved that the conversation is over, she looks down, only to see a confused look on her daughter's face.  "What's wrong honey?"

Her daughter replies, "But Mommy, last night I had a bad dream, and came into your room.  But you had Daddy's penis in your mouth."

The mom chuckles sweetly.  "Oh honey, don't be silly.  That's where jewelry comes from."

1 comment:

Stacie's Madness said...

buahahaha...
I have a very curious 6 year old son...just got in trouble at school for drawing naughty pictures...I dread the day he comes to me for real answers.

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